Good News Network • Apr 17, 2026
62 years ago today, Americans got their first glimpse of Ford’s new sporty car. The Mustang first appeared in showrooms at the 1964 World Fair in New York City for a retail price of $2,368 (equivalent to $23,263 in 2023). Because it was introduced ...
Good News Network • Apr 16, 2026
Saunas are all the rage these days for exercise recovery and longevity, because the increased ambient heat triggers a cascade of effects in the body that can lower blood pressure and reduce inflammation. But, how many of us have access to a sauna? Th...
Reader’s Digest • Apr 16, 2026
Who wouldn't want to go out with Tom Cruise? Diana toyed with the idea but ultimately gave it a pass. Here's why it wasn't meant to be. The post This Is the Surprising Reason Why Princess Diana Wouldn’t Date Tom Cruise appeared first...
The Onion • Apr 16, 2026
The post Sure, Nation Won’t Say No To Another Reason To Hate Katy Perry appeared first on The Onion. ...
The Babylon Bee • Apr 16, 2026
The White House announced the construction of a 250-ft "United States Triumphal Arch" in honor of the nation's 250th anniversary, which sounds good until you realize just how racist it is. ...
The Babylon Bee • Apr 16, 2026
VATICAN CITY — Seated inside a fortress with 40-foot walls and surrounded by Swiss guards, Pope Leo XIV cautioned the rest of the world's population not to fear mass Islamic migration. ...
The Babylon Bee • Apr 16, 2026
U.S. — In a landmark decision sure to send shockwaves across the social media influencing sphere, the Supreme Court of the United States ruled that the death penalty is OK for people who post "BREAKING" and a red siren emoji before every ...
The Onion • Apr 16, 2026
The post Soaring Gas Prices Forcing More Americans To Drink Less Gas appeared first on The Onion. ...
The Onion • Apr 16, 2026
The post White House Doctor: ‘The President Has Very Strong Nipples’ appeared first on The Onion. ...
The Babylon Bee • Apr 16, 2026
REDWOOD CITY, CA — Older woman Laura Middleson reportedly went to her local wellness spa and had the clinician there inject her with Botox so she could look like an older woman who had been injected with Botox. ...
The Babylon Bee • Apr 16, 2026
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump unveiled plans on Thursday for the construction of a massive Triumphal Double Golden Arch in the nation's capital. ...
Reader’s Digest • Apr 16, 2026
Stop! Before you get through that airport security line, take a minute to store this common travel item. You'll be happy you did. The post Stop! Don’t Put This Common Travel Item in That Germy Airport Security Bin appeared first on Reader&apos...
The Babylon Bee • Apr 16, 2026
LOS ANGELES, CA — A comedian who is paid millions of dollars annually to make people laugh appeared on a podcast to explain to the American people that it is not his job to be funny. ...
The Babylon Bee • Apr 16, 2026
PORTLAND, OR — Local residents were greeted Saturday morning by an atheist missionary who politely asked if they had a few moments to talk about nothing. ...
The Babylon Bee • Apr 16, 2026
NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani announced that the city was going to spend a whopping $30 million on his city-run supermarket, with the project expected to take three years to build. ...
Good News Network • Apr 16, 2026
3 years ago, the last non-domesticated species of horse was reintroduced into a Spanish woodland in the hopes they would act upon the land as wild equines had done for thousands of years. The Iberian Highlands Rewilding Project (IHRP) is now happy to...
The Onion • Apr 16, 2026
After leaving fans waiting for more than four years, Euphoria is back for its third and final season. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the HBO drama. Q: Which members of the cast are returning? A: Willingly, none of them. Q: How man...
Good News Network • Apr 16, 2026
In 2022 during a conceptual bid to improve library access, Chicago Public Schools thought they’d see whether teens would be more likely to use the library if their school ID doubled as a library card. It turns out when you remove membership require...
The Onion • Apr 16, 2026
STANFORD, CA—Calling it a “pretty slow one” as far as natural selection and genetic drift were concerned, biologists from Stanford University confirmed Tuesday that not much evolution happened today. “According to our observations over the p...
The Onion • Apr 16, 2026
ATHENS, GA—Noting that the dead body was “far more handsome” than her deceased brother, local woman Danielle Lundy confirmed the casket she purchased this week still had a stock corpse inside. “I get that they want to sell caskets, but it fee...